Things I would buy myself if I had money.

I'm not even going to try to justify this list like I do everything else by explaining why I want these things.

1. Two flat screen 19" Dell monitors and a Matrox dual head video card.

2. DVD writer.

3. 2005 Harley Davidson Sportster 1200 Custom See it here

4. Platinum ring.

5. Jeep accessories. Lots of 'em.

6. Boobs. Maybe.

7. Hot tub.

8. A house on the ocean.

9. A really really big TV.

10. A dog sitter.

11. That leather jacket I saw with the purple rose and fringe on it.

12. One of those sex swings that hangs from the ceiling.