Funny things heard on Christmas...
Grandmother: "He likes tuna?" Said with heavy Tennessee accent, regarding a she and something completely unrelated to tuna. Turn up the hearing aid, ok?
R's Dad: "jag, you can get up on the table and dance if you want to. I won't mind." Huh? No more wine for him, k?
Grandmother again: Again, with heavy Tennessee accent: "Wow! A won a thousand, two thousand, fiftain hunnert, a doller..." before we explained how instant scratch off tickets work..."No no, you have to match the numbers, you don't just get the amounts for scratching them off..."
R's Dad: "No one gives better head than B (R's mom)." Slurred after R poured a rather bubbly glass of wine. Followed by R and his brother covering their ears and yelling "LA LA LA LA LA WE CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA."
I'm sure there were more, but at least one would have to reveal names to get the full effect. And we don't do that here.
He likes tuna.... Bwa ha ha ha!
R's Dad: "jag, you can get up on the table and dance if you want to. I won't mind." Huh? No more wine for him, k?
Grandmother again: Again, with heavy Tennessee accent: "Wow! A won a thousand, two thousand, fiftain hunnert, a doller..." before we explained how instant scratch off tickets work..."No no, you have to match the numbers, you don't just get the amounts for scratching them off..."
R's Dad: "No one gives better head than B (R's mom)." Slurred after R poured a rather bubbly glass of wine. Followed by R and his brother covering their ears and yelling "LA LA LA LA LA WE CAN'T HEAR YOU LA LA LA."
I'm sure there were more, but at least one would have to reveal names to get the full effect. And we don't do that here.
He likes tuna.... Bwa ha ha ha!
posted by Anastasia at Tuesday, December 27, 2005
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